7TH MISTER GLOBAL: CONTESTANTS AND FINALS REVIEW (CONCLUSION)

Before I disucss the Top 17, I’ll discuss te conduct of the finals. Basically it’s a straightforward, spare affair–a national costume presentation, then for the announcement of the Top 17 the contestants were in streetwear (which they paraded during the preliminaries), then the Top 17 walked in blue swimsuits, a Top 10 announcement, change to formal wear, and then at the same time they called out each of the Final Five, the final Q&A, then announcement of special awards and final announcement. The affair barely acknowledge it is reaching to a global audience as it’s mostly a Thai affair, especially with the two female Thai hosts’ Thai accents were too thick that their English spiels sounded incomprehensible several times. Still, it’s generally well-paced, and for most part the choice of Top 17 is satisfying.

MYANMAR – Myo Htut Naing. He is boyishly cute, and that might be his ticket to edge out some well-touted contenders, but I want to penalize him for the proportion of his legs to his torso–his legs are glaringly very short that I would rather shut him out and pave the way for the likes of FRANCE or PHILIPPINES.

NIGERIA – Emmanuel Somto. There is this buzz that if a male pageant is organized and run by Asians like this pageant, men of African heritage will not have a chance of making the cut. Though this pageant defied that perceived truism last 2019 with the 1st runner-up finish of Tunisia’s Houssem Saidi, it’s obvious they want to encourage and be open to the presence of black contestants such as this one. This guy has been receiving some hype and he won the most inspirational video award, so one can speculate that’s how he earned his Top 17 slot. I don’t object to his inclusion, and I’m all for diversity, though of course to my taste there are five or six guys I’d like to include in his place.

ECUADOR – Fabricio Caicedo. He’s buffed and polished so I can see merit to his inclusion in this group, though I feel it’s more for diversity reasons that he clinched the deal. I have no objections as he does have obvious merits.

INDIA – Tseetej Shiwakoti. I didn’t have a high regard for him, but I have to hand it to him that he proved to be a polished presence that I can understand how the insiders and juges preferred him over some other perceived favorites–he almost fits the boyishly cute trope.

PERU – Daniel Jares. He seemed to at first be under the radar in most of his appearances but he proved very strong during the preliminary competition that he emerged as worthy Tplacer in this group.

INDONESIA – Bagus Ajidani. I’m not into his features but he still fits into the boyishly cute Asian trope that the insiders and judges tend to like on several of the Asian candidates this year. It’s also interesting that in his blue swimsuit he seems to have something, uh, prominent, that I have to hand him this year’s Dino Nicolina award.

LAOS – Sengaphone Souriyamath. Like PERU, he’s a very worthy sleeper inclusion. He has that boyishly cute appeal, but he also has the beginnings of a beefily buffed bod. If I have my way, I’ll make him advance to the Top 10 instead of…

HONG KONG – Anthony Lo. I don’t quite get his appeal and how he got buzz as a winner of some sponsor’s prize, but well, based on that early buzz, it’s not surprising how this guy advanced to the Top 10. Still I’ll only rank him in the rear of this group as the other guys are just more compelling.

THAILAND – Thirapat Sittichai. It’s no surprise that there is a slot for the host contestant, and with his buffed bod and cute appeal, his placement at this level is totally justified. In another year, he could;ve ranked higher but this is a very strong batch that the best I could rank him is 9th.

CUBA – Janiel Julien. Many pageant fans have been hyping him as the favorite to win it all, and I get it–his swarthy sexiness is off the charts. But I’ve noticed is personality tends to be subdued in the available videos I see of him, so even if he exuded a compelling appeal, I felt it might be a miracle if he made the Final Five, which it turned out he didn’t.

U S A – DJ Davids. He’s classically handsome and like most Americans, tend to be a tad loquacious, maybe even more so than your typical American dude. In fact he does give off the vibe of a female American beauty queen in the way he looks at gunning for the title and speaks of his advocacies. He’s highly appealing enough to pull off the slightly feminine vibe but I have a feeling this very thing was the factor that prevented him from becoming a Final Five finisher–though it looks like he came pretty close.

BRAZIL – Bruno da Slva. I didn’t notice he was sporting a topknot, which considering the Thais’ strong Buddhist traditions, turned out to make him fortuitously suited to their tastes and even be the first winner of a sponsor’s prize. He is an undeniably strong contender, but this year’s mix of judges seem to have a stronger preference for certain other types. Like USA, he probably only fell short by a small margin.

I had mentioned how this year the sponsors, judges, and insiders tend to like their Asian guys boyishly cute–but it turns out only to a certain extent. As it turns out the Asian guys they eventually prefer the most are beefily buffed alpha male types who also are taller than the normal Asian, as found in the Asians that made the Final Five. The remainder of the Final Five are handsome Hispanics, starting with…

4TH RUNNER-UP: MEXICO – Gabriel Ortiz. If I was judging the preliminary competition, I would say the winner of that was this guy. He was classically handsome and he was the most consistently strong performer of the bunch–the favorite and front-runner of most fans (including myself) felt he took a big stumble in the formal wear round, which this guy shone. During the final, he was a clear Final Five shoo-in and seemed likely to battle for the Final Two. But then came the Q&A. It turns out he could barely speak English and realizing that and while scrambling for a Spanish translator, he remarked in Spanish about this being an international contest and his pride in speaking his own native Spanish language and his pride participating in this pageant. I think that tirade, even if uttered pleasantly and politely, was his downfall that instead of making the Final Two, he ended up in the bottom of the Final Five. This despite giving a good answer to the question about what wisdom he would like to impart to a newborn child–he talked about letting a child enjoy his childhood and never giving up on his dreams.

3RD RUNNER-UP: VENEZUELA – Juan Carlos da Silva. Most people may have wanted CUBA or BRAZIL in this final group instead of this guy, but he does have an appealing mix of youthful boyishness and rockstar sex appeal that was catnip to the judges and edged out those two early faves. His final question was what he thinks makes for an “inspiring gentleman” [this pageant’s motto]. He gave a solid answer about having values of love and peace and being thankful, and went on to embody the last part by thanking his country, his family, the brotherhood he developed with his fellow contestants, and the organizers. I suppose because he answered all this in English that the hosts assumed MEXICO would likewise would be able to answer without a need of a translator, and that led to that awkward moment that eventually was to MEXICO’s disadvantage.

2ND RUNNER-UP: KOREA – Dongwoo Shin. In his formal wear headshot, he resembles our very own actor/TV presenter Luis Manzano. He was shortlisted for some sponsor’s prizes and I also noticed his beefy buffed bod and tall stature, so I have a feeling he will do well. I’m sure no-one expected him to finish in the Final Five, but he proved his mettle in the final question, where he was asked what is one thing he would like to change about the world. He gave a very timely and relevant answer–hatred, as hatred leads to war and conflict, and that we would be able to live a better life all together if we can turn that hatred into love and learn to forgive each other. His command of English is not perfect, but he proved to be eloquent and arguably gave the best answer in the Final Five. But, the judges most likely felt the eventual Final Two were just too strong that this guy’s answer alone would not be strong to beat them.

1ST RUNNER-UP: VIETNAM – Danh Chieu Linh. Like KOREA, he’s a 6’1″ tall beefily buffed alpha male. Thais do seem to have strong kinship for this country so I’m not surprised this guy would fare well, though not many expected he would end up in the Final Two. For his final question he was asked if he was to deliver a message to a large group of people, what would his message be. He delivered his answer in native Vietnamese and his answer translated to him and he relayed his background as a farmer and that he encourages everyone to farm or plant for the preservation of our planet. His message is relevant as it touched upon our environmental crisis, and perhaps the reason why even if KOREA delivered a better answer this guy still has the edge is that the judges at hand felt he has more charisma.

MISTER GLOBAL 2021: SPAIN – Miguel Angel Lucas Carrasco. From the get-go I pegged him as the favorite to win it all–he towers over everyone with his 6’5″ stature, has an appealingly beefily buffed bod, and there is that dreamily handsome face, resembling NKOTB lead singer Jordan Knight. I was slightly apprehensive during the formal wear round of the preliminary competition as I felt his choice of an oversized black jacket was a big misstep, but I’m glad that was corrected during the final, as everything went perfectly. In the final question, he was asked if “there can be happiness without sadness, pleasure without pain, and peace without war”. In his imperfect English, he didn’t directly answer the question but he did note that we had emerged from the darkness into the light and endured a lot with the pandemic during the past two years that the fact that here we are emerging on the other side is a way that we can show te best of what we are and noted that this papgeant is a way to do that. Implicitly he seemed to state that the negative helps us appreciate the positive even more. Though KOREA gave the best answer, there are major merits to this guy’s oblique answer that with his compelling good looks and sterling modeling skills, it’s obvious that his win is well-earned.

In general, it’s a satisfying return for this pageant, with a strong batch of conteders and great results. Congratulations to all the gentlemen.

JUST ME!

JOSEPH

7TH MISTER GLOBAL: CONTESTANTS AND FINALS REVIEW (PART 1)

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The onslaught of the COVID-19 pandemic prevented the staging of the Mister Global pageant for two consecutive years. Finally, with travel restrictions easing as more people are vaccinated and measures in place to stem the spread of the virus, the organizers felt it is safe enough to stage its 7th edition this time. And as done with most pageants staged during the first quarter of the year, they decide to backdate the year of the edition to the previous year, so this is officially Mister Global 2021. It’s going to be a quicker affair with only a weeks’ worth of activities before the finals, but the good thing is they decided to stage the pageant this year outside of the capital city of Bangkok and instead held it in the developing area of Mahasaranakham, 450 km northeast of Bangkok, as the contestants were treated to an immense cultural immersion to a refreshingly different side of the country.

There were originally 38 confirmed contestants. However, five turned out to be no-shows. Based on available pre-arrival photos, the five no-shows from BELGIUM (Nick Bontinck), COLOMBIA (David Eljach), HAITI (Jerry Metilys Bena), NETHERLANDS (Mike van Wijk), and NORTH CYPRUS (Mehmet Vahip Agazade) are an attractive lot. In fact, I think two or three of them could potentially create a major shakeup in the eventual Top 17.

This year’s batch of 33 contestants turn out to be very competitive, with generally buffed bodies and reasonably attractive qualities that could provide an “in” for most of them to make the final cut. Due to the abbreviated schedule of activities and the preliminaries staged one night before the finals, I wasn’t able to generate a homestretch review in time, so I’ll do a candidate review instead. Without further, let’s start with the candidates that missed the cut starting with…

BOLIVIA – Sergio Carrasco. I find his swarthy rugged looks highly appealing. But the judges and powers that be are not into that sort of look, and his catwalk could be awkwardly stiff.

CAMBODIA – Sovankirida Hor. Though he’s lean and fit, he is notable for having the least muscle physique definition amongst this year’s batch, that even if he has that boyish cuteness that the insiders and judges tend to favor, it’s clear why he didn’t make the cut.

CZECH REPUBLIC – Jiri Hemelka. He is very handsome and has a buffed physique, but somehow during the preliminary he didn’t showcase himself as best as he could potentially be, and hence was out of contention for the Top 17.

MACAU – Wai Chak William Wong. With a slew of Asian boyish cuties this year, there are obviously limited slots and he wasn’t as compelling a choice as the others out there, hence, he’s relegated to this group.

MALAYSIA – Sreebathy Gobi. He possesses a swarthy appeal with his dark complexion, but he turned out to be the rawest contestant who made the wrong decisions in how to present himself. First, he attempted to do a halfway-clean cut look, which diminished his appeal. Then, there is that awkwardly slow catwalk during the preliminary formal wear round that simply did not do him any favors.

PANAMA – Javier Ramon Vasquez. Like BOLIVIA, he possesses a swarthy Latino look, but with more finesse and polish. His only disadvantage is that he’s one of the shortest contestants in this batch.

ROMANIA – Bogdan Brinzoi. He’s tall, handsome, and buffed, but he doesn’t quite have much of a spark hence he wasn’t in contention for the Top 17.

SRI LANKA – Abhishek Pramuditha. He’s a lighter-skinned and taller version of MALAYSIA, with a more polished stage presence. If there were enough insiders and judges who dig his sort of looks, he could’ve been in contention for the Top 17.

SWITZERLAND – Samuel Gomez. See CZECH REPUBLIC, but clean-cut.

UNITED KINGDOM – Lewis Ellis. In contrast to CAMBODIA, this guy has the burliest frame of this batch. The abundance of tattoos on his body can remind many people of underworld characters, but Thais actually don’t have a tattoo taboo unlike in other societies but rather his big disadvantage was his burly but unrippled physique.

Six of the non-finalists seemed to have made the best impression in their stay and could be considred worthy of making the cut, but ultimately fell short. Of course they are contenders for the Lucas Malvacini award. Let’s begin with…

JAPAN – Niichiro Sakamoto. Like the Mister International 2016 1st runner-up Masaya Yamagoshi, he was taking a bit of the sexy route by sporting a brief yukata and loincloth as his national costume. He can also fit into the boyish Asian cutie mold, though his thick eyebrows may have been the one that may not be to the tastes of the judges, sponsors and insiders.

SOUTH AFRICA – Ruan Scheepers. When I saw a pre-departure photo of this guy, I thought he looked a little rough and slightly below what we typically expect from a contestant from this country. But he turned on the hunky charm once he set foot in Thailand, and many pegged him as a likely Top 17 finisher. Some might pinpoint the fact he wore shorts instead of speedos in the preliminary swimsuit round that may have cost him his slot.

DOMINICAN REPUBLIC – Ariel Morales. He arguably has the buffest physique in this batch, and it’s understable how many Latino fans assumed he’s a shoo-in. I’ve noticed though that even if most of the time he looks good, there are some angles where he looked plain, ence despite being an obviously strong performer he ultimately missed the cut.

PHILIPPINES – Mico Angelo Teng. He’s a Mercator model and many Filipino pageant fans presumed he’ll deliver a stronger-than-usual finish in this pageant because of his good looks and generally good projection qualities. But I’ve noticed he is not quite making as strong an impact as many are expecting from him in Thailand, and him projecting a fierce, aloof model look may not be the approach that wins over the judges, sponsors, and insiders, and that is what made what is presumably an assured slot turned into a shock boot.

PUERTO RICO – Carlos Jomar Rodriguez. I would’ve ranked him lower as I’m so unimpressed with his official formal wear headshot, but he got shortlisted for some sponsor’s prizes, so that indicated that there are some pockets of judges, sponsors, and insiders who liked him. He does have some flattering angles, but I understand how some unflattering angles may have played a factor why he ulimately missed the cut.

FRANCE – Morgan Damerval. There are some big fans of this guy who felt he could’ve gone all the way to the Final Five, but I do note that despite his obvious buffness, handsomeness and likeable charm, plus being shortlisted for Most Inspirational Video (which is a fast-track slot for the Top 17), he didn’t quite make that indelible an impact onstage which is why he ended up winning the Lucas Malvacini award instead.

COMING UP: THE TOP 17