EUROVISION SONG CONTEST 2021 SONG PREVIEW: PROLOGUE

When the COVID-19 pandemic initially struck, it resulted in the cancellation of several events, like the Olympics, the major international beauty pageants, and the 2020 edition of the Eurovision Song Contest. More than a year later, the pandemic continues to rage on, but with the development of various vaccines and adjustments in place to minimize the threat of mass infections (e.g., social distancing and travel restrictions), the European Broadcasting Union (EBU) had decided to resume the long-established institution this year.

The immediate impact of the previous year’s cancellation was that the various countries have a decision whether or not to field the same act when the Eurovision Song Contest resumes. Eventually, 24 of the 39 countries opted to send the same acts, and this gives me the opportunity to share comparisons between this year’s entries versus last year’s.

Normally, trends could be spotted from the results of the previous contest. However, it looks like there’s not enough entries that are following the precedents of the Top Three of 2019. However, in the realm of the real-world charts, Duncan Lawrence‘s “Arcade” has emerged as having extraordinary legs, actually hitting its biggest chart strides two years after its EUrovision win. This is thanks partially to buzz on the Tiktok app, as it has been applied on some Harry Potter-themed memes, and a re-recording where they transformed the song into a duet with American artist FLETCHER and given a new subtitle, “(Loving You is a Losing Game)”, based on the key line in the song’s chorus.

One key trend tat could be culled from the cancelled 2020 edition which spilled over to this year is the significant increase in the number of black acts, as six countries fielded such artists: SWEDEN, ISRAEL, MALTA, SAN MARINO, CZECH REPUBLIC, and the NETHERLANDS. Even if SWEDEN changed its act from 2020 to 2021, this statement still holds true. Adding to the racial diversity, AUSTRALIA and AUSTRIA fielded acts with at least some Asian heritage, in particular Filipino. When these acts were selected in 2020, little would one ralize how important the discussion of race would be a few months later (triggered by the murder of George Floyd by the police).

Black artists represent! TOP (L-R)L SWEDEN (Tusse), ISRAEL (Eden Alene), MALTA (Destiny); BOTTOM (L-R): CZECH REPUBLIC (Benny Cristo), SAN MARINO (Senhit) and NETHERLANDS (Jeangu Maccrooy)
Filipino heritage: AUSTRALIA (Montaigne) and AUSTRIA (Vincent Bueno)

The ongoing pandemic of course has an impact on the themes tackled by some of the entries, although there is a variety. It’s a bit reminiscent of the 1990 edition, where many entries that year referenced either the fall of the Berlin Wall the previous year, or anticipation of impending establishment of the European Union. Unlike the 1990 edition, the pandemic was not directly referenced but served as an underlying current infusing these songs. It varies from the “dance alone” motif of LITHUANIA, the “against all obstacles” permeating NORTH MACEDONA‘s entry, the hope inherent in the arrival of Spring in UKRAINE‘s entry, the mental healt anxieties permeating ROMANIA’s entry or love amidst an impending apocalypse for GREECE.

Another favorite topic seems to be female empowerment, as reflected on the songs delivered by RUSSIA, AZERBAIJAN, MALTA, and most especially LATVIA. We can also add AUSTRALIA, IRELAND, ISRAEL, and FRANCE to this list, but their songs are more about self-empowerment which could be more universally applied instead of targeting specifically at females.

Empowering Women (L-R): RUSSIA (Manizha), AZERBAIJAN (Efendi), MALTA (Destiny), and LATVIA (Samanta Tina)
Empowering the Self: AUSTRALIA (Montaigne), IRELAND (Lesley Roy), ISRAEL (Eden Alene), and FRANCE (Barbara Pravi)

This year also fielded three alumni from the offshoot Junior Eurovision Song Contest, a contest that features–you guess it–junior performers (under 16 years old). GREECE‘s Stefania competed in 2016 representing another coutny (the NETHERLANDS) as part of the group Kisses. and placed 8th. The other two were champions: MALTA‘s Destiny won in 2014, while FRANCE‘s Barbara Pravi co-wrote last year’s winning song “J’imagine [I imagine]” performed by Velentina. FRANCE and MALTA*1 are also part of another trend, about the French language coming back to prominence since they opened the competition to more Eastern European countries back in 1994, as alongside SWITZERLAND they are in the running as possible winners of this year’s contest.

*1 Yes, MALTA’s French connection is simply one line which also serves as the title of the song, “Je me casse

There is also a few entries which decided to have a 1980s throwback sound, GREECE, POLAND, ICELAND, and DENMARK. I have to note though that in the case of DENMARK–its sound is technically not 1980s but more 1970s disco with dashes of 1960s Motown, but I can give this a pass because such 1970s disco sound spilled over in entries competing in early 1980s era Eurovision, as Eurovision in those days were notoriously behind musical trends instead of keeping up pace with it.

Rock music is normally not that much represented in this contest, with probably at most two that fit this genre, but this year there are three acts represented. Obviously most would pinpoint FINLAND and ITALY, but LITHUANIA is also in its essence, in this category, too. Yes, for the past two years they fielded highly catchy and danceable songs, but there is a grounding in rock music to both of them. Last year, GEORGIA‘s entry would’ve been also in this category, but this year, the song is more atmospheric balladic pop with only a brief rock element so I can’t really consider it in this bin.

As you might notice, my criteria for a “trend” is if there are at least three entries that fit that “trend”. I’m divided if I could include a Billie Eilish trend as it is most obvious for two entries, ROMANIA and BULGARIA, but one might argue tht this year’s entry from CROATIA can fit tat trend, too, but the thing is, the song itself is more conventional pop than the quirkier eclectic sounds that we associate with Billie Eilish. However, Albina did perform the Billie Eilish-Khalid duet “Lovely” during her stint at The Voice Croatia and there are hints of an Eilish vibe in some scenes of her music video, so perhaps indeed she might fit the Eilish mold after all.

For the first time since 2015, there are two competing songs carrying the same song title: SLOVENIA and AUSTRIA both have songs entitled “Amen”. But unlike the “Warrior battle of 2015, neither of the “Amen” songs are considered possibilities for the finals, albeit they might be showered with love from the juries.

Battle of “Amen”s: SLOVENIA (Ana Soklic) vs. AUSTRIA (Vincent Bueno)

It’s time to do a rundown of the hunks and babes in this year’s contest. This year, there is one uncontested winner for Eurovision Hunk of 2021: ESTONIA (Uku Suviste). If it was the previou year, though, Uku would’ve had fierce competition from FRANCE (Tom Leeb) and CROATIA (Damir Kedžo), with Tom Leeb as the winner. Interestingly, all three men fielded romantic ballads last year.

Eurovision Hunk of 2021: ESTONIA (Uku Suviste)

Balladeer hunks of 2020: FRANCE (Tom Leeb) and CROATIA (Damir Kedzo)

For this year, we can include SPAIN (Blas Canto) as a handsome balladeer, but take note that last year he is more of a pop star than balladeer. Still, his handsomeness cannot be denied.

From pop star to balladeer: SPAIN (Blas Canto)

Unlike 2019, this year is relatively slim pickings if you’re thirsting for hunks. But there are some who could be considered appealing. For instance, this year’s rock contingent, most especially the frontmen from LITHUANIA (Vaidotas Valiukevičius of The Roop), FINLAND (Joel Hokka and Niko Moilanen of Blind Channel), and ITALY (Damiano David of Maneskin).

Rock Gods: LITHUANIA (Vaidotas Valiukevicius), ITALY (Damiano David) and FINLAND (Niko Moilanen and Joel Hokka)

From Central Europe, we have the loverman appeal of CZECH REPUBLIC (Benny Cristo), and some might consider that with shades, POLAND (Rafal Brzkowski) could fit the appealing list, too.

Central European Bachelors: CZECH REPUBLIC (Benny Cristo) and POLAND (Rafal)

On the distaff side, , there are no out-and-out stunners of he level of say, Cyprus’s Eleni Foureira back in 2018, but there are a whole host of attractive lookers out there. For many fans, the title of Miss Eurovision 2021 will go to CROATIA (Albina), and I could support that choice.

Miss Eurovision 2021: CROATIA (Albina)

There are a whole host of youthful lookers out there nipping at Albina’s heels, though. First, we have the youngest entry, GREECE (Stefania) and the recently-turned-21 ISRAEL (Eden Alene).

Youthful lookers: GREECE (Stefania) and ISRAEL (Eden Alene)

Also extremely youthful is the bassist for Maneskin, Victoria de Angelo from ITALY, being both badass and possessing oodles of appeal.

Youthful Badass Rocker: ITALY (Victoria de Angelo of Maneskin)

We can add the “Eilish Girls” from ROMANIA (Roxen) and BULGARIA (Victoria) onto the youthfully appealing list as both are good-looking girls barely in their 20s. I would also like to add that if you look into their real-life surnames, those names share a common derivation from the name “George”: Roxen’s surname is Giurgiu, while Victoria’s is Georgieva. As I previously mentioned above, Albina can also be considered an Eilish girl if it weren’t for the type of song she’s performing.

Eilis Girls: BULGARIA (Victoria) and ROMANIA (Roxen)

For those who are into fuller figured zaftig types, we have the teenager from MALTA (Destiny).

On the other side of the age spectrum, BELGIUM (Geike Amaert of Hooverponic) and SAN MARINO (Senhit) both providing proof that you can still be very vital and appealing past 40.

Mature appeal: BELGIUM (Geike Amaert of Hooverphonic) and SAN MARINO (Senhit))

Now, let’s discuss the other noteworthy ladies in between those opposite spectrums. Ramping up the sex appeal are two acts from the Balkan region, SERBIA (Hurricane) and MOLDOVA (Natalia Gordienko). I describe the type of music they’re fielding with their entries as “trashy pop”, and this is not necessarily a bad thing, as they can be considered guilty pleasures.

Trashy Balkan Pop Divas: SERBIA (Hurricane) and MOLDOVA (Natalia Gordienko)

If you want pop with a bit more finesse (even if some folks might consider Lady Gaga as “trashy”–I’m definitely NOT one of them), you can go for CYPRUS (Elena Tsagrinou).

Lady Gaga-esque Pop Princess: CYPRUS (Elena Tsagrinou)

There are a whole host of thirtysomething blondes fielded in this year’s contest. Besides MOLDOVA, we also have SLOVENIA (Ana Soklič), IRELAND (Lesley Roy), ALBANIA (Anxhela Peristeri), and LATVIA (Samanta Tina). I dub them the “Thirtysomething Blonde Sirens”.

Thirtysometing Blonde Sirens: SLOVENIA (Ana Soklic), IRELAND (Lesley Roy), ALBANIA (Anxhela Peristeri) and LATVIA (Samanta Tina)

Some of the countries from the former USSR fielded good looking brunettes, and they are an eclectic bunch: there’s the quirky eccentric from RUSSIA (Manizha), then the ethno-pop princess (who on the music videos looks about 10 years younger than her actual age) from AZERBAIJAN (Efendi), and the cool, severe looks of UKRAINE (Kateryna Pavlenko of Go_A).

Eclectic brunettes: RUSSIA (Manizha), AZERBAIJAN (Efendi), and UKRAINE (Kateryna Pavlenko of Go_A)

I’ll conclude my survey of lookers with FRANCE (Barbara Pravi). It’s hard to pin her in a category, but she makes a striking presence with her wavy brunette locks. Her ethnic background is very interesting–more on that when I review the entry.

Striking wavy brunette: FRANCE (Barbara Pravi)

Now, onward to the song reviews…

69TH MISS UNIVERSE: AT THE HOMESTRETCH (CONCLUSION)

PORTUGAL – Cristiana Silva. The “P” contingent continues to be very fierce in this pageant. This blonde actually kept up well in this contingent, but in relation to other members of this group, she’s probably considered the weakest link.

PUERTO RICO – Estefania Soto. Based on her strong communication skills and her sensational performance during the preliminary competition (most especially that green velvet pleated gown that radiates the colors of the rainbow when twirled), she seems poised to bring forth her territory’s sixth Miss Universe crown. With a “Despacito“*3 factor at play, that might indeed be the outcome, though I’m hoping more for a JAMAICA or PERU victory.

*3 Luis Fonsi is slated as the musical guest perfomer and the female star of that music video, Miss Universe 2006 Zuleyka Rivera is part of the selection committee.

ROMANIA – Bianca Lorena Tirsin. Amongst this year’s “All-Stars”, this lady has the strongest track record, as not only she was 2nd runner-up at Miss Supranational 2017 but she was 3rd runner-up at Miss International the following year. It seems a sure bet that she’ll bring forth the Romanian breakthrough. With her communication skills seem even stronger now than in her previous stints alongside her top-tier performance at the preliminary competition, she can make a play for the Final Five (again).

RUSSIA – Alina Sanko. She previously finished in the Top 12 at Miss World 2019. Making the cut here is also a possibility, although there was this controversy involving her makeup artist friend making some catty, even racist remarks about some of her fellow delegates that might hamper her chances.

SINGAPORE – Bernadette Belle Ong. She was born in the Philippines and she is more polished than a typical delegate from this country. She’s a worthwhile contender.

SLOVAK REPUBLIC – Natália Hoštáková. She’s a gorgeous blonde who would’ve made more serious inroads with better styling and wardrobe.

SOUTH AFRICA – Natasha Joubert. Even if she was actually ranked third in her national pageant, she is performing at a stellar level that a back-to-back win is a possibility. She already made a wow impression with her blue velvet evening gown with blue velvet arm-length opera gloves, but it’s reported for the finals she has a more stellar gown at play. Let’s see how it all unfolds during the final.

SPAIN – Andrea Martínez. See ITALY, but brunette.

THAILAND – Amanda Obdam. Like her predecessor, Paweensuda Drouin, she’s half-Canadian. She performed convincingly enough to be a shoo-in for teh Top 21, but equaling her predecessor’s Final Five placement is far from assure, with some extremely competivive contenders out there.

UKRAINE – Yelyzaveta Yastremska. She’s solid, but far from being in serious contention for the Top 21.

URUGUAY – Lola de los Santos. Like HONDURAS, she’s a Latina member of the P.A.T.I.S. crew.

U S A – Asya Branch. Many pageant fans and pundits don’t seem to rate her high in their radar. But don’t underestimate the power of the U S A sash, and we have to note she seems to be performing at a high level. Making the Top 10 may still be within reach, though of course there seems to be more compelling choices out there for the Top 10.

VENEZUELA Mariángel Villasmil. We’ve seen more stunning contenders from this country than this blonde, but she seems to be performing at a high level that she might be able to secure that Top 21 slot.

VIETNAM – Nguyễn Trần Khánh Vân. She is proven to be a stage dynamo, with that dramatic national costume presentation (where she intially was cloaked as a cocoon to then reveal a lovely white ao dai) and her catwalk in the evening gown round wearing a lovely coral gown. She can be on-track of landing in the Top 21.

With all 74 delegates accounted for, it’s time to trot out my leaderboard:

TOP CONTENDERS: JAMAICA, PERU, PUERTO RICO, SOUTH AFRICA

SHOO-INS: ARGENTINA, BRAZIL, CANADA, FRANCE, INDIA, INDONESIA, MEXICO, PHILIPPINES, ROMANIA, THAILAND,

POPULAR VOTE FACTOR: CAMBODIA,

LIKELIEST: AUSTRALIA, BOLIVIA, CAMEROON, CHILE, CHINA, COLOMBIA, COSTA RICA, CURACAO, CZECH REPUBLIC, DOMINICAN REPUBLIC, EL SALVADOR, GREAT BRITAIN, ITALY, LAOS, MYANMAR, NEPAL, NICARAGUA, PANAMA, POLAND, ,RUSSIA, SPAIN, U S A, VENEZUELA, VIETNAM

INTERVIEW FACTOR: GHANA

EXCELLENT: BAHAMAS, BARBADOS, CROATIA, DENMARK, ECUADOR, FINLAND, HAITI, HONDURAS, JICELAND, IRELAND, JAPAN, KOREA, MALAYSIA, PARAGUAY, PORTUGAL,, SINGAPORE,

VERY STRONG: ARUBA, BELIZE, MAURITIUS, NETHERLANDS, NORWAY, SLOVAK REPUBLIC, UKRAINE, URUGUAY

STRONG: ALBANIA, ARMENIA, BELGIUM, BRITISH VIRGIN ISLANDS, CAYMAN ISLANDS, ISRAEL, KAZAKHSTAN, KOSOVO,

VERY GOOD: BULGARIA, MALTA

…And here is my “Fearful” Forecast:

FINAL FIVE: JAMAICA, PERU, PHILIPPINES, PUERTO RICO, SOUTH AFRICA

TOP 10: BRAZIL, CANADA, INDIA, MEXICO, ROMANIA

TOP 21: ARGENTINA, AUSTRALIA, CAMBODIA, COLOMBIA, FRANCE, INDONESIA, MYANMAR, NICARAGUA, THAILAND, U S A, VENEZUELA

BUBBLING UNDER: BOLIVIA, CAMEROON, CHILE, CHINA, COSTA RICA, CURACAO, CZECH REPUBLIC, DOMINICAN REPUBLIC, EL SALVADOR, GREAT BRITAIN, ITALY, LAOS, NEPAL, PANAMA, POLAND, ,RUSSIA, SPAIN, VIETNAM

STRIKING DISTANCE: BAHAMAS, BARBADOS, CROATIA, DENMARK, ECUADOR, FINLAND, GHANA, HAITI, HONDURAS, ICELAND, IRELAND, JAPAN, KOREA, MALAYSIA, PARAGUAY, PORTUGAL,, SINGAPORE

It looks like a nine-way battle for the crown. Though it seems at this point, JAMAICA (Miqueal-Symone Williams), PERU (Janick Maceta), PUERTO RICO (Estefania Soto) and SOUTH AFRICA (Natasha Joubert) seem to have the upper hand, CANADA (Nova Stevens), INDIA (Adline Castelino), MEXICO (Andrea Meza), PHILIPPINES (Rabiya Mateo), and ROMANIA (Bianca Tirsin) are not far behand and can wrestle the crown from the above four. Best of luck to all the delegates!

JUST ME!

JOSEPH

69TH MISS UNIVERSE: AT THE HOMESTRETCH (PART 4)

LAOS -Christina Lasasimma. She’s arguably the best delegate fielded by this country thus far in this pageant. She has polished stage presence, and she is a strong communicator with great facility with English.

MALAYSIA – Francisca Luhong James. She’s undeniably polished and she is performing at a caliber worthy of placing in the Top 21. However, there are more compelling choices so the 50-year drought is likely to continue. She made a memorable moment at the national costume competition, as she actually trotted a house prop and did a wardrobe change inside said house. I feel this kind of presentation is overkill and it has to be reined in.

MALTA – Anthea Zammit. There are some people who might deem her attractive, but she’s not as polished as other contenders out there.

MAURITIUS – Vendana Jeetah. She’s solid, but definitely far from Top 21 contention.

MEXICO – Andrea Meza. She was first runner-up behind India’s Manushi Chhilar at Miss World 2017. Hence, there are pageant fans and pundits who feel she can finally clinch the crown. It’s in the realm of possibility, indeed, though I’m finding a few other choices a tad more compelling.

MYANMAR – Thuzar Wint Lwin. She’s arguably the best delegate fielded by this country, as she’s very polished onstage, knows how to showcase her trim model’s build, and is a good communicator. Sympathy for her country’s political situation may also help propel her country’s breakthrough in this pageant.

NEPAL – Anshika Sharma. There are a lot of people buzzing about this lady, and I agree she’s polished and a strong communicator. However, I feel very uncomfortable about her very slender frame, as it veers close to registering as anorexic. But then again, the fashion industry tends to favor builds like hers–I wonder how the selection commitee feel about this, if they can give her a pass and think she still looks healthy enough.

NETHERLANDS – Denise Spelman. She’s pretty, trim, and a good communicator, but her blue gown is hindering her chances to be in contention for the Top 21.

NICARAGUA – Ana Marcelo. I’ve heard heavy hype about her, and now I realize she is delivering on that hype, that she has an inside track into the Top 21.

NORWAY – Sunniva Frigstad. She has a very pretty face, and her relative lack of polish might be considered as “refreshing”, though with more compelling choices out there, it’s not likely she’ll be making the Top 21.

PANAMA – Carmen Jaramillo. Her features remind me of 2004 3rd runner-up Alba Reyes of Puerto Rico, with 2020s-level catwalk skills. She has an inside track into the Top 21.

PARAGUAY -Vanessa Castra Guillén. See ECUADOR.

PERU – Janick Maceta del Castillo. Since Gladys Zender‘s win back in 1957, this country has never placed in the Final Five. This lady has got what it takes to finally propel her country into the Final Five, as she’s performing at the highest level. In fact, she could possibly win it all. If that happens, it could be vindication for that 3rd runner-up finish at Miss Supranational 2019–I feel she should’ve been 1st or 2nd runner-up instead of her actual placement.

PHILIPPINES – Rabiya Mateo. She is making a great impression that she will sustain the streak initiated by Venus Raj in 2010. In fact, not only will she improve upon Gazini Ganados’ Top 20 finish, she can make a play for the Final Five. Sure, some might quibble about the yellow gown she wore in the preliminary competition, but she delivered a good-enough catwalk to secure her placement in the Top 21–no doubt she’ll be switching to a more compelling gown during the finals. Also bolstering her Final Five prospects are the sponsorships provided by Filipino entities to get this edition going.

POLAND – Natalia Pigula. Besides being pretty, trim, and polished stagewise, she has stronger communication skills than a typical Polish delegate, so making the Top 21 cut is a conceivable possibility.

COMING UP: PORGUAL to VIETNAM